This melancholy menagerie pairs the more unsavory facts of life animals face with their hilarious thoughts and reactions. Sneakily informative, unputdownable and laugh-out-loud funny, "Sad Animal Facts" will put a smile on the grumpiest of cats' faces. Fact: Harp seal pups are abandoned on beaches at birth and only 3 out of 10 survive. Seal Pup: "I'm not on this beach to make friends." Fact: It takes a banana slug 24 hours to get somewhere a block away.Banana Slug: "Just start without me, I guess." Fact: Jellyfish have no hearts.Jellyfish: "Sorry, I'm not sorry."Fact:If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn't mate she will die.Ferret: "Why isn't Tinder loading?!!"Fact: Kiwis can remember a bad memory for 5 years.Kiwi: "This was our song." Informative, hysterical, and relatable, SAD ANIMAL FACTS will have you crying with laughter.
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