What Would Machiavelli Do?- He would feast on other people's discord- He wouldn't exactly seek the company of ass-kissers and bimbos, but he wouldn't reject them out of hand either- He would realize that loving yourself means never having to say you're sorry- He would kill people, but only if he could feel good about himself afterward- He would establish and maintain a psychotic level of control- He would use other people's opinions to sell his book!
